Things from my spam emails that might make Burroughs proud:

• brain in a way that sticks
• fungus shop
• teeth meteor
• diamond horse
• fungus shoes
• ice-cream vampire
• crucifixion apron
• backbone chink blight
• ontogeny jog cacophany
• bursty injustice
• beehives starving
• sickroom desire
• fungible with someone
• to whinny sophism
• a volt of suicidal
• health for sale
• by twinge be inharmonious
• and maudlin as pyrite
• go disparage the voltaic
• of mannerism as maladroit
• envelope exponent
• flash flood vocabulary
• verdict my velvety
• a watergate by epoch
• have a burst
• paternal necromancer
• I reminisce go devious
• kipling phosphoric
• goatee pour
• rockbound groom
• signature truck stop
• infinite first
• her as starboard
• fascinate fowl
• do sleep the darkness
• vast dally
• convulsion rightfully
• grand having
• omen accountability
• crackswat
• spilt contractor
• ovid knight
• vodka prelude
• bright drip
• pathological lineage
• cult buffoon
• textmine support
• entrails stoical
• benign mute
• mincemeat communique
• dark meal
• snack bar prostheses
• Quarrelsome A. Minestrone