2005 01 21

We need a CSI drinking game.

Help always welcome with rules, but do remember this is totally CSI:Vegas, because I don't watch the other two. If you have anything to add, please email me.

• One drink every time one of the team explains something for the benefit of the viewing audience. (Probably get snoggered pretty fast on this one alone.)
• One drink every time someone tells Grissom he's emotionless and/or unfeeling and/or cold.
• Two drinks every time you see, or someone mentions, Conrad Eckley.
• One drink every time Grissom fucks it up with a woman.
• One drink every time someone mentions that Catherine used to be an exotic dancer.
• One drink every time they show the inside of a courtroom.
• One drink every time they show something that makes you cringe and/or gag and/or close or hide your eyes.
• One drink every time one of the team has to pull a gun. (That does not include Brass, or any other of the police type guys.)
• One drink every time Nick bitches that he never gets to work a case alone.
• One drink every time someone mentions that Warrick has a gambling problem.
• One drink every time Grissom makes one of the team participate in some bizarre, weird, or freakish pet experiment.
• One drink every time one of the team gets hit on by a hooker or exotic dancer.
• One drink every time they use a song that you recognise as background music (not including the theme song).
• One drink every time Grissom makes a really bad pun.
• One drink every time someone mentions Catherine's ex-husband Eddie.
• One drink every time someone uses the acronym "d b" (dead body).
• Two drinks every time one of the team has to go somewhere disgusting (sewer, garbage chute, etc.).
• Two drinks on those rare occasions when someone else is right, and Grissom is wrong.
• Two drinks on those rare occasions when someone else figures it out before Grissom does.
• One drink every time you recognise the music any of the team is playing in the lab, or their car, or their homes, etc.
• Two drinks every time you see, or someone mentions, Grissom's Big Mouth Billy Bass. (o/~ Take me to the river, Drop me in the water o/~)
• Two drinks every time someone tries to get a part of their body other than the cheek swabbed for DNA.

  Contributed rules (so far):

• from roshi:
  One drink every time Greg tries to show off with his tests but Grissom already knows the results.
  • One drink every time Greg does something silly i.e. puts on showgirl headpiece, dances around, whatever.
  • One drink every time Grissom mentions his insects.
  • One drink every time someone tells Sara to take it easy, to get a hobby.
  • One drink every time you recognise the music any of the team is playing in the lab, or their car, or their homes, etc.
• from vwip
  • One drink every time a minor character is in town for a convention.
• from charles
  • One drink every time it turns out that the murder victim had some unusual sexual fetish.
• from Lillith
  • One drink every time Catherine's daughter is mentioned solely as a plot device.
  • Two drinks every time Catherine's daughter is actually shown.
• (from Stevo) One drink every time someone whips a flashlight out up to their temple, even in broad daylight.
• (from H) One drink every time Greg gets a new hairstyle.
• (from Peg Pigeon) One drink every time someone uses their flashlight in a brightly lit room.
• from Don
  • One drink every time bugs are actually shown at a crime scene.
  • One drink every time someone's mouth is swabbed for DNA.
  • One drink every time Greg hits on a woman.