You're not feeling "top o' the world", and you're flicking around the channels with the (as Mom Riordan would say) "g d clicker box", I figure just about the last thing you need to see is a paid programming ad for anything to do with James Taylor. Now, I have nothing against James Taylor, I quite like some of his music actually, but he's not a little rosy ray of merry sunshine in the month of May.

I demand that TV programmers favour the socially challenged like myself, and infuse late-night weekend TV viewing with something worth watching. Worth watching does not include any paid programming, bad movies, evangelism, or sport fishing.

Sport fishing on TV, by the way, is about as exciting as watching golf in a room where you're also perusing the drying paint. If I wish to experience fishing, I'll go back to Cuba and read The Old Man and the Sea on the beach with a Banana Daiquiri (or five) by my side for company.