I was just flicking past the channels looking for something to companion the few remaining hours of my illness, and stopped for a moment on one of those "call this toll-free number and talk to these hot chix pictured here, right now, no really, it's actually them" advertisements. The entire gaggle of bikini-clad T-and-A, were all doing that "serious face". You know the one I mean; the face that, it struck me tonight, really makes them all look like deer staring into the headlights of an oncoming auto.

Is that "serious face" really that much of a turn-on? Exactly what are we supposed to be thinking this face is communicating to us?