I am a fully realised adult person. I have been doing strange things like using words for many years now. I'm quite capable of speaking for myself in a more than passingly sufficient fashion.

So, when someone decides they need to speak for me, in front of my boss, when I'm right there speaking for myself, it does not please me in any way.

To own the truth, it pisses me right the fuck off.

If I haven't asked you to help me, get the hell out of my business and spend more time minding your bloody own. I haven't had to have someone speak for me since my grandmother stopped doing so long before I hit the age of majority.

kthnxbye