statistics

This is why you should never believe statistics:

  • You don't know where they came from.
  • You don't know who was polled.
  • You don't know who did the polling.
  • You don't know what questions were asked.
  • You don't know in what environment the questions were asked.
  • You don't know where the polling was done.
  • You don't know how many people were polled.
  • You don't know who paid for the polls.

  • And so on, and so forth.