I'm five feet four
Sometimes a bore
Blonde hair, blue eyes
Sometimes wise
I have pale skin
Sometimes drink gin
Love my tea
Write bad poetry
I like Pink Floyd
Can be easily annoyed
I can be cold
But sometimes bold
I can be crass
I'm full of sass
Love the number three
Was born by the sea
I love tequila
Hate Bob Vila
I've sung in a choir
Was alto, not higher
I've been to France
Learned to squaredance
I love the rain
Not sure I'm sane
I've eaten frog
I'm a bump on a log
I like painting hands
Love loud punk bands
I'm not a virgin
Once wanted to be a surgeon
I hate UPS
Don't deal well with stress
I like games of words
Have owned several birds
Never broken a bone
Hate being alone
I've been over to England
Like walking in sand
Been to Hungary too
Know the Danube's not blue
I like to look
But I can't cook
Have a scar on my knee
Have made websites for free
I once rode a horse
Didn't fall off, of course
I love pi
Once ate some dye
I've read the Koran
Am part of a clan
Some think I'm crazy
I know I'm lazy
I like the tiger lily
Have been to Philly
Once went to Boston
Almost got lost on
London subways
Am hooked on Lays
Purple's my fave
Not yet been to a rave
I like to dream
And love a good meme
I like to play Scrabble
With writing I dabble

I could go on forever
But I hear you say, "Never!"