How to prove, in the shortest amount of time possible, that you are a classless jerk with no concept of how to conduct yourself in public.

• When you see a woman who is overweight, don't hesitate to shout "Move it, tubby" loud enough so that not only she hears it, but so does everyone within a ten foot radius.
• Never miss an opportunity to point out to your female friends, if you are a man, how plain they are.
• Make sure you leave no stone unturned in the battle to undermine someone's confidence.
• Make sure you react in something approaching a laughingly disgusted fashion, whenever a woman makes any sort of advance to you.
• "The only reason I'm going out with you, is because I knew your friend wouldn't give me the time of day."