I used to have this as a randomly loading thing, where each time you loaded it you'd get a different item from the list below. I decided to ditch it from the front of the site and make way for something else. But, since I can't bear to throw anything away, here it is.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Something dark and green with a tint of blue, a nice spruce perhaps.

Favourite drink?

Tea, baby; there's nothing else.

What is your favourite sport to watch?

Formula One racing.

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yes, once; I was trying for auburn, but it went orange. Oh such a fine copper.

Favourite holiday?

I don't really have one, though I do like celebrating birthdays.

What do you do to vent anger?

I don't vent it, normally; I usually just wait it out.

What were your favourite toys as a kid?

Lego! Still love Lego.

What is your favourite, Fall or Spring?

I'm an autumn girl; temperate weather, nice colours, no bugs.

Hugs or kisses?

Hugs; they're a lot more intimate and comforting.

What is on the floor of your closet?

Stuff I haven't seen in years, because I keep piling more stuff on top of it.

If I woke up as the opposite sex, I'd...

Have an orgasm, because that's really the only opposite-side-of-the-fence issue I'm curious about.

I always mispronounce...

Invigilation.

My super power would be...

Eidetic memory and universal translator.

Are you a country mouse or a city mouse?

City mouse.

What do you wear to bed?

Long, baggy t-shirt.

What makes you smile?

Ah, now that's a secret.

If I had a time machine, I'd...

Go back in time and not do what I did.

What's your favorite kids' cereal?

I loathe cereals, all of them.

Fame or Fortune?

Fortune, baybee. All the way. I don't crave the public eye; and, if I did somehow want it, enough fortune could buy it for me.

I've always wanted...

20/20 vision.

My friends would shocked if they knew...

I don't think there's a single thing I've done or would do, that would shock anyone I know. As one friend once put it, even when I do something surprising, he's not surprised by it, because of the kind of person I am.

If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be?

Pi symbol, Celtic knot, a few other symbols. I'm big into symbols.

Five star hotel or a tent in the woods?

The five-star, but only because I despise camping in tent-fashion.

The best things in life are...

The simple, ephemeral things.

What's your earliest memory?

Sitting on the knee of my uncle's father on the day my aunt married him (the uncle, not the father), when I was about a year old.

I could really live without...

My poor eyesight.

If you were famous, what would you be famous for?

Probably for something retarded like hitting myself in the face with a spoon.

What advice would you give your younger self?

Never turn away from any sort of education or learning. Take it all in, notice everything, shun nothing as potentially useful.

Who was your first kiss?

His name was Richard. I cried like a blubbering infant.

I will never tell anyone...

That they're stupid.

When the aliens arrive, I hope they bring...

Milk for my tea.

What's the first frivolous thing you'll buy when you're rich and famous?

There was this handbag at Harrod's that was all sparklies and such, that looked like a Dairy Milk chocolate bar wrapper. I want that.

Are you more likely to watch a sunset or the sun rise?

I will watch both with equal appreciation, but tend to prefer the colour of sunset, and the mood of sunrise.

What night will you never forget?

The night he kissed me.

What's the last thing that made you scream?

I've never screamed.

Can you cook?

Frankly, not particularly well, no. I keep myself from starving, but I'm no chef.

Favorite vegetable?

Peas and carrots.

What zodiac sign are you?

Virgo.

Worst Habit?

Laziness.

Negative or Optimistic attitude?

Depends on the day, the mood, and the type of situation.

One weird fact about you:

I still have a lead mark under my knee where Linda Grenier stuck a pencil in grade five.

Do you think clowns are funny or scary?

Neither, they're creepy, like perverts. I loathe them.

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Both. :> (A friend will help you move; a real/good friend will help you move a body.)

What color eyes do you have?

Blue.

Do you swear a lot?

Sometimes. I can be very creative about it, too.

Biggest pet peeve?

Poor spelling and grammar in situations that don't warrant it and from people that should know better. There are more, but no one's got that much time.

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Unfulfilled.

I wish my parents had named me...

I'm happy with my name. I'm just glad they didn't name me Elizabeth; because if I'd taken the last name Taylor, Elizabeth was an option.

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Tea, more tea, and perhaps a little more tea.

Current hate?

I don't do hate; too much wasted energy.

Favourite place to be?

Home, or the homes of some friends.

Favourite colour?

Green, purple, black.

Would you like to be a pirate?

Only if I can be the sort that doesn't swab decks or wear peg legs. I want the parrot.

Worst injury you've ever had?

Heartbreak.

Describe the last time you were injured?

I had too much beer and the sidewalk came up and bit my finger.

What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?

Cape Breton tartan, same one as in that "tartan" link down there in the menu.

What's your favourite fruit?

Navel oranges, seedless green grapes.

What curse word do you use the most?

Fuck. What else is there?

What movie do you know every line to?

There's more than one, sadly (or not). The Princess Bride, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Star Trek IV, to name a few.

If you ran a store, what would you sell/have?

Stuff'n'nonsense, and lots of it.

What was the first single you ever bought?

It was either Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall or the B-52s' Rock Lobster.

Have you any allergies?

No, but I do have chemical sensitivity, which culminates in my being really sensitive to certain smells.

What is your favourite poem?

Robert Frost The Road Not Taken.

Quote a film.

"Of course it hurts; but the trick is not minding that it does."

What is your favourite smell?

Light pine, lemon.

What is your favourite book?

Oxford English Dictionary

What's your favourite Christmas song?

O Holy Night

Two things you want in a relationship (other than love):

Acceptance, sharing of joie de vivre.

Two truths:

There are three sides to every story; your side, my side, and the truth. There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

Do you have a favourite type of pen?

Sanford Uni-ball Onyx Micro, in black.

A million bucks.. what would you do with it?

Spend it. Duh.

What is your worst fear?

Being mocked or belittled (in serious fashion) by someone in whom I've placed my trust.

What is your middle name?

Anne.

What foods do you dislike?

Liver, yam, kiwi, breakfast cereals, brussel sprouts.

Where were you born?

Sydney, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia

Favourite Day of the week?

Friday; maybe I'm jaded, because I was born on a Friday.

Favourite Flower?

Gladiolus, tiger lily, calla lily, iris, tulip.

What errand/chore do you despise?

I loathe doing laundry. It's such a timesuck.

What famous person would you like to have dinner with?

I don't know about dinner, but I could handle several hours listening to Ian McCulloch talk.

What do you do when you can't fall asleep?

Watch movies and/or play around on the 'net and/or clean house and/or go for a walk and/or make things of an artistic or crafty nature.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?

Hearing.

Favourite/lucky number?

Pi, 3.

Do you smile often?

No, I'm actually rather expressionless, which leads a lot of people to always assume something's wrong, when nothing's amiss at all.

Do you do things you know you shouldn't?

Good heavens; isn't that most of the point at times?

What are you dependent on?

Caffeine, in the form of a nice, hot cuppa. I get right some cranky without me tay. Also, air. Dirty habit, but what the hell; I'm entitled to at least one vice.

Are you colour blind?

Not a bit of it; but, what's oddest, is that for someone who's legally blind, I'm actually far more sensitive to subtle colour differences than a lot of folks with 20/20 vision.

Do you enjoy acting like a little kid?

When the time is right for it, I adore doing so.

Have you ever shoplifted, and if so did you get caught?

Yes, and no. I was eight, and I stole a pack of gum from the grocery store. I felt so guilty about it, that I left the pack of gum on the store's windowsill, and never stole agian.

Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

No, but I won't let my grandmother stop writing "From Santa" on my presents.

What's your favourite time of the day?

Evening, because it is the truest hour of anticipation.

What's your happiest childhood memory?

Oh, I don't know that I could pick just the one; but, I do remember my grandfather waking me up in the middle of the night in winter, to take me driving around to look at Christmas lights.

What are your initials?

LAF: I always thought was funny; no pun intended.

What is your favourite thing to wear?

Earrings, if we're talking accountrements/clothing. I feel naked without them.

Something that really bugs you?

Rampant cynicism and negativity. There's no need for it, and it's really boring.

What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?

Seventy-two hours; then I went to the first Lollapalooza.

If you were invisible, where would you go?

The documents rooms at the Vatican and the Pentagon. Wouldn't you like to know what they're hiding?

If there is a hell, where is it?

Someone once said, and I think it's true, that hell is other people.

What language would you like to master?

Well, it's more a family of languages than one specific tongue: Goidelic languages; which includes forms of Gaelic, Manx, et cetera.

What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?

A Taste of Honey. It was so frustratingly affecting, so tragic, that I have not been able to watch it since the first time I saw it.

My comfort food is...

Split pea soup.

If you saw wet cement, what word would you write in it?

Pi symbol, the year, my initials, a leaf.

What was the best advice you ever received?

Don't sweat the small stuff.

When I want to be alone, I...

Go out for a walk, or sit in silence.

Which side of your personality would you like to see come out more?

The parts that are hidden by my timidity and fearfulness.