Much to the lament of some bi/gay female friends of mine, I've never had a desire to "be" with a woman, therefore, I have never actually "been" with a woman in any capacity of the intimate ilk, and it's not likely to happen in the forseeable future.

That said...

Last night I dreampt that I performed oral sex on Angelina Jolie.

Admittedly, if I were going to dream of such an activity, I picked a more than tolerable subject for it, but really now. I'm sure that some males out there (and probably some females too) will be envious of the whole dreamscape of mine, but don't feel too put out - I failed to do my job in the tongue-lashing department - I just didn't cut it for Ms. Jolie.