Dear people who create job ads:

I am by no means taken in by your use of jargon in the job placement ads you post online. In fact, jargon is a very good way of immediately making me pass by your ad without any sort of serious perusal. I am also not interested in being "part of a team". I don't give a fuck. I want a job. Being part of a team, or an associate, makes me feel like an accomplice, not a worker. I'm not a drone. I do not need the hive mind.

Chuck you very much.