Bell Canada customers will understand.

Let me state one more time for the record how much I absolutely frigging loathe Emily the automated assistant. Is there any possible way of inducing Bell Canada to take that grating annoyance and shove it somewhere other than my earbuds?

I don't need my automated assistant to sound like a conversational human, and find that it wastes more time dealing with "Emily" than it would take me to go through a normal push-button automated system.

For the love of ghu, Bell, please get rid of that damned thing, or give me the option to not have to deal with it when I call.