2001 05 08

Ode to My Personal Female Hell

I think I'll curse the one
who invented menstruation
I think they should be shot
without hesitation

Maybe that's just my mood talkin'
and maybe I just can't think clear
But I still think they should be made
to take long walks off a short pier

Tis a blessing of my womanhood,
to bleed like a stuck pig for a week?
I think someone's got their interpretation wrong
and ought be drowned in the nearest creek

I think there's better ways, truth be told
to enjoy one's feminine bits
Murderous intent and depression aside
there's always the bottom, the middle, and ... wits?