dislikes

  1. doing laundry
  2. innards as food
  3. wind in my face
  4. that which makes me misaligned with myself, the day, or my surroundings
  5. other people's melodrama
  6. boredom
  7. dogs
  8. continued loneliness
  9. droning noises
  10. being patronised
  11. really tiny, unchangable text on websites
  12. running out of something I desperately want or need in the middle of the night when the shops are closed
  13. fanaticism
  14. waking up with a headache
  15. extremes in temperature
  16. reality and tabloid TV
  17. captchas
  18. hypocrisy
  19. when people say "orientated"
  20. the Pantene "Ice Shine" shampoo commercial where the woman talks about the shine peak and shine potential of her hair. ARGH!
  21. how churches can't be left open anymore
  22. when people say real instead of really
  23. when people use real instead of very
  24. popular websites that won't fix their UIs or backends because their popularity outweights the owners' feeling that improvements need to be made (Yes, I'm looking at you MySpace and YouTube.)
  25. daylight savings time
  26. migraines
  27. bad spelling on an education-related website. (Well, okay, that's more a disgusted disappointment, but you get the idea.)
  28. folliculitis
  29. poor winners
  30. that hard rind that develops on jello
  31. slimey dishwater
  32. the cost of cellular service in Canada
  33. people who sing with a twang
  34. car alarms
  35. when people try to put words in my mouth
  36. not getting enough sleep
  37. pompom socks
  38. things that go between my toes
  39. abuse of animals
  40. dim lighting
  41. artistic pretensions
  42. NASCAR
  43. when people hunger
  44. when I can't find the nifty microfibre cloths I use to clean my glasses
  45. my female "issues"
  46. nasal voices
  47. itches that just won't go away
  48. wind in my face
  49. parents who unnecessarily scream at, and belittle, their children in public
  50. feather pillows
  51. crass talk, particularly during intimate situations
  52. posturing
  53. anything tight around my wrists or neck
  54. the smell of vanilla
  55. bad grammar in song lyrics
  56. soft mattresses
  57. people who laugh like hyenas on 10
  58. wine
  59. the fact that the police are allowed to lie to suspects during questioning, in order to elicit a response from them
  60. getting unfairly put on the spot
  61. people who deliver the "benefit" of their wisdom like they're delivering the sermon on the mount
  62. clothing tags put in the side-seam of a shirt at waist level
  63. insects
  64. the smell of mutton or lamb cooking
  65. Puritan brand canned soups, they're vile
  66. things cooked in tomato or tomato sauces
  67. the smell of anti-bacterial dish soap
  68. being tickled
  69. formulaic sitcoms
  70. people who waste my time by "make-work" or "make-talk" because they think they have to fill up space
  71. large groups of noisy people
  72. having to interract in groups that my mother is also a part of
  73. being touched by people I don't know in any fashion that is not a handshake
  74. wearing white
  75. people who stress me out
  76. anything flavoured with almonds (almonds themselves I love)
  77. when people try to talk to me while I'm trying to pay attention to something else
  78. being made to feel foolish, whether through my own actions or those of someone else
  79. sickly sweet smells of any sort
  80. (sometimes) the smell of pizza
  81. apostrophes being misplaced in simple situations that they shouldn't be misplaced in
  82. people who are deliberately underhanded and snide to me, solely for the purpose of being a bitch or simply because they're having a bad hair day and want to take it out on me
  83. discussing some personal details with certain members of my family
  84. large groups of unfamiliar people
  85. how obnoxious I get when I'm nervous in certain social situations
  86. insects flying into my ears
  87. unidentifiable squishies in my dishwater
  88. not being able to sleep the night before something I should be fully functional and awake for
  89. too much faffing about
  90. people who play dumb on purpose
  91. not living up to my own capabilities
  92. being overweight
  93. hairs that stick to sweaty skin and just won't go away no matter what you do
  94. really tiny print
  95. people who assume that because I can't see something, means I am cognitively challenged
  96. too big a head on my pints
  97. skin blemishes in overly visiable and obvious places