Anyone who constantly tries to find fault with everything you say, is a dick; especially when he struggles to find something to find fault with.

What a petty web we weave,
when all we do is heave,
nits and picks and jabs and snipes,
in your reincarnation,
in your second life,
you won't be a man,
you'll be a nagging wife.

With many apologies to Run D.M.C.

I'm not sure what's worse, being called a snob by this person because I said that poor speech habits reflect on you poorly, or the time he nitpicked my estimation of Michelle Pfeiffer being a beautiful woman because I was basing the opinion on two-dimensional images.

Oh lordy, it is to slap one's forehead over; I swear.