Children's toy commercials creep me out, particuarly the ones geared for
toys for the under five set. It's always the same sound effect baby
giggle, the children look like they're on crack and been switched for
changelings. They're all pod people, I tell you! There's something really
wrong with a child saying, "Look! My finger is magic!" There's also
something cognitively disturbing about a toy called "Magic Touch and Crawl
Pooh" or "Mighty Dump". I know it's just ol' Winnie, but it still freaks
me. Reminds me of those talking toys better suited to bit parts in Chucky
films than a child's toybox.