cola wars

In the land of soft drinks, CocaCola is king, or queen, or high priestess, or supreme being, or grand poobah. I'm not the sort who gets into cola wars; I honestly don't give a fuck about that sort of penis war. If people want to like something, they are welcome to it. I personally don't prefer Pepsi, although I'll drink it if I have to, because I find it too sweet, and it always tastes like there's booze in it. Booze not being a bad thing, in and of itself, but booze with pop tastes like shit. Pepsi tastes... thin.