Never call someone at 5:45 a.m. on a Sunday morning unless:

• Someone's dead.
• Someone's dying.
• Someone's very ill.
• Someone's been injured.
• Someone's giving birth.
• Your boy/girlfriend/wife/husband/parent/significant other/one night stand just beat the crap out of you/kicked you out/left you stranded and you need a ride/place to stay/money/someone to talk to.
• The F1 is about to start and you are calling your best friend who you know slept in and would shoot something if they missed the race.
• You're calling to report F1 race results.
• You've been told to call at that hour.
• It's New Year's Eve/Morning.
• You're overseas and it's the only time you can call.
• You were calling some other soul to report any of the above, and you called a wrong number by accident.