blower

Gas powered leaf blower? Have you never considered the much more environmentally friendly, and less visually lazy, wonders of the common, everyday broom? They come in a variety of shapes and sizes, a variety of bristle materials and lengths, and using one to sweep leaves off your lawn doesn't make you look like a lazy shit. Also, their other beauties include not stinking of chemicals, and making tolerable and ignorable noise. This cannot be said of the motorised, gas-powered blower, which both stinks ferociously, and makes noise enough to wake the dead. Single-handedly rotting the remaining ozone layer, are you?