I am pleased that I have neighbours with so much energy and stamina as
regards their sexual habits. It's nice to know that people still put a
little effort into things in these jaded, modern times. However, I do
think that a note slid under the door that describes the usefulness of
pulling the bed away from the wall by approximately six inches, might be
in order one of these days. Maybe they should offer themselves up for some
kind of "Fuck Your Way to Fitness" video guide since, by the sounds of
things, they burned more than their fair share of several hundred
calories.