Therefore, all of the following is a bloody waste (of your money, and my time):
I may see these things; I may give them some heed; I may even find them entertaining; but I don't give a fuck. Commercial breaks during television programs are for two things: Getting Food and Going To The Toilet.
Quite frankly, advertising of any sort is more likely to turn me off a product, than to turn me on to it. The only use for advertising is to inform me that something exists, and that does not require singing, dancing, naked men, bright colours, or melodrama designed to fool me into becoming emotionally attached. Product sponsorship is not more likely to induce me to watch something, or buy something. To be quite frank, product specific sponsorship is more likely to prevent me from watching a program. Your endorsement means sweet buggering all to me.
You can take your glitz, your glam, your language apparently guaranteed to suspend my intellect long enough for you to wrest money from it, and shove them up whatever posterior you currently find yourself possessed of.