38

I don't remember exactly how we got around to it, but a friend and I got to some point in our conversation where we decided to do "101 Exciting Things to do With Lonita". He's doing a list of his own about himself. I couldn't come up with 101, so I figured 38 was a good place to stop.

  1. hat stand (multi-chapeau enabled)
  2. dressmaker's dummy
  3. hugging (I'm very good at this. I really am!)
  4. hold conversations (on various and sundry things - mainly the sundry things)
  5. motivational aid (serve as a warning to others)
  6. artistic ruminations
  7. confusion unit
  8. comedic prop (prat falls r us)
  9. grocery carrier
  10. furniture mover
  11. back scratcher (just enough nail to get it just right)
  12. jewelry making
  13. curse generator
  14. dust magnet
  15. musical interludes (sings in shower and whilst listening to MP3 player)
  16. salad spinner (lettuce lettuce, he's our man, if he can't salad, no one can)
  17. staring unit (that's not a "kiss" of death, bub)
  18. shopping companion (yes I'll tell you if that sweater makes you look like an overripe watermelon)
  19. idea man (woman) (yes, I am full of it)
  20. tilt-a-whirl (I meant for that photo to be blurred and shaky)
  21. armed guard (with two whole arms yet!)
  22. punning
  23. corrosive agent (the foul mouth on the girl)
  24. pest
  25. non-sloppy kissing unit
  26. photographic partner (snap!)
  27. trash collector (pick it up and put it in your bag, bump bump)
  28. limerick reciter
  29. comedic interlude (how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?)
  30. arranger (order, sort, flowers, alphabetic sorter, but no marriages. I'm Virgo. Apparently we can't live our lives without sorting something.)
  31. teapot (I can make a good cup of tea when I puts me noodle to it)
  32. rubbist (although I've not done it in years, I used to get a great deal of amusement out of making coin rubbings)
  33. eye-crosser
  34. plaidist
  35. toe grasper (I can pick things up with my toes, I can!)
  36. DJ (Spinnerella do it up one time!)
  37. fluff and folder (though I despise laundry as the most horrid of household chores, I will do my duty when it is required I do so. I am brave in the attempt!)
  38. scribbler