I believe...
- in charity
- in knowing how to behave at the sacred ceremonies of others
- in patience
- that you should avoid the necessity for deathbed regrets
- in being garrulous
- in perfect moments
- in vodka cocktails
- in building a bridge and getting over yourself
- in throwing your windows wide, and leaving them that way, the first day the weather's pleasant enough to allow it
- in burnt popcorn
- in the power of the written word
- that cheap-smelling perfumes should be outlawed
- in Doctor Who
- that people who believe passionate, firey love is the way it's supposed to be all the time, are living in a fairytale dream world that will ultimately leave them disappointed at every turn
- in coloured glass
- in being easy like a Sunday morning
- in foggy afternoons
- in The Spoons
- in tolerance
- in liberty
- that sacred stories, myths, fairytales, and fables, shouldn't be sanitised
- in large salads with lots of different things in them
- in not clinging to things when their best-by date is long past
- in remembering the past
- in sampling it, looping it, fucking it, eating it, and spitting it out
- in old movies
- that you shouldn't expect the world to acknowledge all of your pain, because you should realise it's too busy thinking about its own
- in not being a fashion victim or slave
- in not being tiresome
- that Christopher Lloyd makes a great Klingon
- in the artistry of Tarot cards
- that no part of a human, body or soul, can be ignored in the belief that it will ultimately aid the other
- in philosophy
- that life only hurts when you're sitting still
- in scratching itches
- in keeping a journal
- that you shouldn't let the limitations of others become your own
- that telephone solicitors should take no for an answer
- that people shouldn't fake orgasms
- in the teachings of the subconscious
- in used bookstores
- in the sound of rain
- in the concept "Shame on your parents for what you become, shame on you if you stay that way"
- in Cuban vacations
- that being an intentional victim or martyr, equates to giving someone else power over you that you should wield yourself
- in acceptance
- in the lushness of autumn leaves
- in political humour
- that you can't ignore your past in order to reinvent your future
- that martyrdom and victimism are weakening forces you bring upon yourself
- in anti-pink
- in kindness
- in anticipating the future
- in Key Lime Pie
- in thinking and having ideas
- in only enough spice to augment food, not obscure it
- that bird's nests should not be made into something we would then dare call food
- in cleaning my glasses
- in savouring the moment
- that sometimes you need to do the things you're most afraid of
- in knowing how to live and let live
- in Andy Partridge
- in the ridge of lime just to the south of me, full of trees and fossils and paths to explore
- in being mad as a hatter
- in wearing hats
- in time
- that we should treat those in the service industry with better respect
- that you shouldn't buy used electric or electronic equipment of any sort, unless you know where it came from
- in squishing your toes in the sand
- that sugar in tea is a violation of all that is holy and good
- in learning to use fear, not be a slave to it.
- that if you want something, you should ask for it
- that censorship is criminal
- in bead curtains
- that everyone should swing on a swing now and then
- in the decriminalisation of pot (even though I'll never touch the stuff)
- in puns
- in random acts of silliness
- that Henry Rollins is probably one of the most active people on the planet
- in being reticent
- that rock and roll ain't noise pollution
- that monopolies should be illegal
- that learning doesn't need to be had at the expense of fun and enjoyment
- that knowledge means very little if you cannot apply it
- in freedom of speech with the caveat that that freedom shouldn't be abused
- in hugs
- that you can eat cheese and pickles without them being on a sandwich first
- that you should learn how to take a hint
- in making snow angels
- in Zen and Buddha and Lao Tse
- in the Naked Dancing Llama
- in being left alone
- in being sociable
- in knowing when to speak, and what not to say, and how to speak in genera
- in gettin' up offa that thing and dancin' til you feel better
- in doping up terminal patients
- that you shouldn't pick your nose in public
- that lemon pie should be made without meringue
- in creating with abandon and careful planning
- that anyone who wants should be able to perform any sort of marriage rite they please
- in baseball
- in more cocoa than sugar in chocolate
- in real sugar
- that people who ignore the past are not only condemned to repeat it, they're begging to repeat it, and like repeating it
- in the rustling of leaves
- that people make far too much of a breast making a public appearance
- in pea soup as a comfort food and curative
- that txt message spelling and grammar shouldn't be allowed to become a standard of communication in educational institutions
- in Gary Numan's "Replicas"
- that banks should be slapped silly for the fees they charge for using ATMs, and forced to lower them
- in the lunacy of Frank Zappa
- in strong tea
- in leaping outside of your habits
- that Fred Astaire, while a very good dancer, was one of the oddest looking men ever to exist
- in the right to choose
- in cream cheese and crackers
- in not abusing the English language, and having respect for it
- in the smell of salt sea air
- in making the most of it
- in the desolate nature of deserts
- in navel oranges and ruby grapefruit
- in pubs to drink the beer in
- in soft jazz
- in washing walls and windows
- that sometimes you need to do things simply for the fact that they're there to be done
- in good friends
- in poetry
- that jumping to conclusions is one of the stupidest things we do
- that food shouldn't be the impossibility that it is for some humans
- you should know how to hear people and listen to them
- in questioning things and challenging yourself
- that anyone who looked at a possum and thought that it'd be tasty for lunch, was either desperate, drugged or certifiable
- in not having flu shots
- in not wasting land on the burial of the dead
- in lounging and relaxation
- in valuing yourself
- that you should work to live, not live to work
- in heavy use of mushrooms on pizza
- in treating the patient, not the disease
- that bread should be lightly toasted and heavily buttered
- in leather boots
- that "river" is a luscious word
- in being charitable
- that science, art, and the spiritual, are not mutually exclusive entities
- in the ability of science fiction to relate lessons that other genres are too afraid to touch
- that in many ways, far more than we realise, that while there's life there's hope
- that postsecondary education shouldn't be an elitist money-grab
- in lime rind green anything
- in sequence and chaos
- that everyone should know how to make a good cup of tea
- in being liberal
- in the aesthetics and beauty of mathematics and number patterns
- that compromise doesn't have to mean unfair sacrifice
- that sometimes the best and only way to resist, is the path of least resistance
- in Formula One
- that once living creatures should not be covered in chocolate (and then eaten as a snack)
- in comfortable clothing
- in keeping your brother without controlling him
- that while patriotism can be honourable, nationalism can be a vice
- in late-night TV watching
- that every single person on this planet should get at least one hug every day
- in the ingestion of meat
- in the comma and the semi-colon
- in warm blankets on a cold night
- in singing along, even if you can't sing
- in comfortable shoes
- in singing the blues
- that once you take your own share of blame, you need less and less to embrace the concept of blame at all
- in learning to live with a sadness without wallowing in it
- in grace under pressure
- in good service
- in honour
- that liberty has to be sought and maintained
- that you should put milk in your tea, and cream in your coffee
- that passive-aggressive people are their own worst punishment
- in the innovation of The Beatles and Pink Floyd
- that doctors should be paid as well as athletes
- that we should appreciate the spirit of honest giving, even if we don't appreciate the gift
- in junk shops
- in occasionally staying up all night "just because"
- in abstract photography
- that growing up doesn't mean giving up
- in colourful decor
- that each of us is a far better and far worse person than anyone else believes us to be
- everyone should learn to play at least one musical instrument
- that hypocrisy is one of the greatest sins we commit
- in beer served by the Imperial pint
- in tipping the deserving
- sharing what you know with others
- in blank notebooks
- that innards are not fit for human consumption
- that heroes are fallible
- in randomness
- in assisted suicide, euthanasia, and the right to die with dignity
- in not treating people like commodities
- in weekend afternoons with comfortable films
- in freedom of belief
- in scrambled eggs (with cheese, and mushrooms, and tomato, and red pepper, and onion)
- in lemony anything
- that you should accept what you deserve, even if you don't like it
- in making lists
- in appreciation of culture
- in nobility
- that truth can be manipulated to serve the ends of liars
- in colouring books and crayons
- in speaking up for yourself
- that you should know how to set a bone, stop bleeding, sew a wound, and get basic poinsonous substances out of the body
- a good night's (or day's) sleep
- in climbing to the top of St. Paul's
- that blood relations don't automatically equate to kinship
- that we should all learn to be more self-sufficient and less dependant than we are
- that cursing is an art
- in bright lighting
- in cut and paste
- in the subsidy of higher education
- in cheese
- in loud music
- in ketchup as a condiment
- that there is value in all knowledge
- that fanaticism is a form of insanity
- in making lists
- in warm spring days
- that exams are a waste of time when assessing a person's knowledge
- in shared laughter
- that you should treat others as you'd like to be treated, unless you're a massochist
- in the concept that "The foolish and the dead alone, fail to change their opinions."
- that everyone should be educated beyond substandard levels
- in being frightful like a Friday night
- in a decent haircut
- that more problems can be solved with a simple question than a shrill diatribe
- in spirituality (without religion)
- in knowing how to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
- in patience in medical treatment
- that life, and love, are mostly grey area, and very little black/white or on/off or hot/cold
- in colourful bras
- in toys built for fun
- in the learning of foreign tongues
- in fresh breezes on a warm day
- that all people are bizarre in their own special way
- in banana ice cream
- in stop-motion filming
- in Nick Cave's creepiness
- that Warren Ellis should shave
- in fresh ideas
- in Timothy Dalton's Welsh accent
- in mushy peas
- in the CBC
- in bar bands
- in rubber duckies
- in hand-written letters instead of email
- in collage
- in postcards
- in DIY
- in finding secret places that you keep to yourself, and the ones that you share
- in the delight of new gadgets
- in LEGO
- in Lite-Brite
- in being tenacious
- in hobbies that delight you
- in accepting flaws
- in lack of noise while kissing and mating
- that you should know, if not where to find something, at least how to go about finding it (research of any kind is very important)
- in homemade mayonnaise
- in surrounding yourself with books
- in dancing like a mad bastard
- in pi
- in old James Bond films
- in using film instead of video
- that if life hands you lemons, you should make pie (everything is better with pie)
- in the alliteration of Poe's "The Raven"
- in Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken"
- in going low budget
- in Word Association Football
- in giving functional form some fancy flavour
- in chocolate-covered almonds
- in peppermint
- in keeping a very long list of things to be happy about in a notebook that is falling apart at the seams
- in the perfect pair of blue jeans
- in tattoos
- in the art of (non-sexual) seduction
- in medium-rare steak with nowt to drown it
- in pudding
- in being shy
- in being bold
- in dreams
- that embracing all parts of yourself, good and bad, does not make you weak, it makes you whole and stronger
- in putting the funk in functional
- in cleanliness
- that chemical infusion of anything should be eradicated
- in twinkle-lights all year 'round
- in not playing weak simply to gain an advantage
- in flights of fancy
- that dates should be written year/month/day or day/month/year
- that there is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so (William Shakespeare, Hamlet)