I believe...

  • in charity
  • in knowing how to behave at the sacred ceremonies of others
  • in patience
  • that you should avoid the necessity for deathbed regrets
  • in being garrulous
  • in perfect moments
  • in vodka cocktails
  • in building a bridge and getting over yourself
  • in throwing your windows wide, and leaving them that way, the first day the weather's pleasant enough to allow it
  • in burnt popcorn
  • in the power of the written word
  • that cheap-smelling perfumes should be outlawed
  • in Doctor Who
  • that people who believe passionate, firey love is the way it's supposed to be all the time, are living in a fairytale dream world that will ultimately leave them disappointed at every turn
  • in coloured glass
  • in being easy like a Sunday morning
  • in foggy afternoons
  • in The Spoons
  • in tolerance
  • in liberty
  • that sacred stories, myths, fairytales, and fables, shouldn't be sanitised
  • in large salads with lots of different things in them
  • in not clinging to things when their best-by date is long past
  • in remembering the past
  • in sampling it, looping it, fucking it, eating it, and spitting it out
  • in old movies
  • that you shouldn't expect the world to acknowledge all of your pain, because you should realise it's too busy thinking about its own
  • in not being a fashion victim or slave
  • in not being tiresome
  • that Christopher Lloyd makes a great Klingon
  • in the artistry of Tarot cards
  • that no part of a human, body or soul, can be ignored in the belief that it will ultimately aid the other
  • in philosophy
  • that life only hurts when you're sitting still
  • in scratching itches
  • in keeping a journal
  • that you shouldn't let the limitations of others become your own
  • that telephone solicitors should take no for an answer
  • that people shouldn't fake orgasms
  • in the teachings of the subconscious
  • in used bookstores
  • in the sound of rain
  • in the concept "Shame on your parents for what you become, shame on you if you stay that way"
  • in Cuban vacations
  • that being an intentional victim or martyr, equates to giving someone else power over you that you should wield yourself
  • in acceptance
  • in the lushness of autumn leaves
  • in political humour
  • that you can't ignore your past in order to reinvent your future
  • that martyrdom and victimism are weakening forces you bring upon yourself
  • in anti-pink
  • in kindness
  • in anticipating the future
  • in Key Lime Pie
  • in thinking and having ideas
  • in only enough spice to augment food, not obscure it
  • that bird's nests should not be made into something we would then dare call food
  • in cleaning my glasses
  • in savouring the moment
  • that sometimes you need to do the things you're most afraid of
  • in knowing how to live and let live
  • in Andy Partridge
  • in the ridge of lime just to the south of me, full of trees and fossils and paths to explore
  • in being mad as a hatter
  • in wearing hats
  • in time
  • that we should treat those in the service industry with better respect
  • that you shouldn't buy used electric or electronic equipment of any sort, unless you know where it came from
  • in squishing your toes in the sand
  • that sugar in tea is a violation of all that is holy and good
  • in learning to use fear, not be a slave to it.
  • that if you want something, you should ask for it
  • that censorship is criminal
  • in bead curtains
  • that everyone should swing on a swing now and then
  • in the decriminalisation of pot (even though I'll never touch the stuff)
  • in puns
  • in random acts of silliness
  • that Henry Rollins is probably one of the most active people on the planet
  • in being reticent
  • that rock and roll ain't noise pollution
  • that monopolies should be illegal
  • that learning doesn't need to be had at the expense of fun and enjoyment
  • that knowledge means very little if you cannot apply it
  • in freedom of speech with the caveat that that freedom shouldn't be abused
  • in hugs
  • that you can eat cheese and pickles without them being on a sandwich first
  • that you should learn how to take a hint
  • in making snow angels
  • in Zen and Buddha and Lao Tse
  • in the Naked Dancing Llama
  • in being left alone
  • in being sociable
  • in knowing when to speak, and what not to say, and how to speak in genera
  • in gettin' up offa that thing and dancin' til you feel better
  • in doping up terminal patients
  • that you shouldn't pick your nose in public
  • that lemon pie should be made without meringue
  • in creating with abandon and careful planning
  • that anyone who wants should be able to perform any sort of marriage rite they please
  • in baseball
  • in more cocoa than sugar in chocolate
  • in real sugar
  • that people who ignore the past are not only condemned to repeat it, they're begging to repeat it, and like repeating it
  • in the rustling of leaves
  • that people make far too much of a breast making a public appearance
  • in pea soup as a comfort food and curative
  • that txt message spelling and grammar shouldn't be allowed to become a standard of communication in educational institutions
  • in Gary Numan's "Replicas"
  • that banks should be slapped silly for the fees they charge for using ATMs, and forced to lower them
  • in the lunacy of Frank Zappa
  • in strong tea
  • in leaping outside of your habits
  • that Fred Astaire, while a very good dancer, was one of the oddest looking men ever to exist
  • in the right to choose
  • in cream cheese and crackers
  • in not abusing the English language, and having respect for it
  • in the smell of salt sea air
  • in making the most of it
  • in the desolate nature of deserts
  • in navel oranges and ruby grapefruit
  • in pubs to drink the beer in
  • in soft jazz
  • in washing walls and windows
  • that sometimes you need to do things simply for the fact that they're there to be done
  • in good friends
  • in poetry
  • that jumping to conclusions is one of the stupidest things we do
  • that food shouldn't be the impossibility that it is for some humans
  • you should know how to hear people and listen to them
  • in questioning things and challenging yourself
  • that anyone who looked at a possum and thought that it'd be tasty for lunch, was either desperate, drugged or certifiable
  • in not having flu shots
  • in not wasting land on the burial of the dead
  • in lounging and relaxation
  • in valuing yourself
  • that you should work to live, not live to work
  • in heavy use of mushrooms on pizza
  • in treating the patient, not the disease
  • that bread should be lightly toasted and heavily buttered
  • in leather boots
  • that "river" is a luscious word
  • in being charitable
  • that science, art, and the spiritual, are not mutually exclusive entities
  • in the ability of science fiction to relate lessons that other genres are too afraid to touch
  • that in many ways, far more than we realise, that while there's life there's hope
  • that postsecondary education shouldn't be an elitist money-grab
  • in lime rind green anything
  • in sequence and chaos
  • that everyone should know how to make a good cup of tea
  • in being liberal
  • in the aesthetics and beauty of mathematics and number patterns
  • that compromise doesn't have to mean unfair sacrifice
  • that sometimes the best and only way to resist, is the path of least resistance
  • in Formula One
  • that once living creatures should not be covered in chocolate (and then eaten as a snack)
  • in comfortable clothing
  • in keeping your brother without controlling him
  • that while patriotism can be honourable, nationalism can be a vice
  • in late-night TV watching
  • that every single person on this planet should get at least one hug every day
  • in the ingestion of meat
  • in the comma and the semi-colon
  • in warm blankets on a cold night
  • in singing along, even if you can't sing
  • in comfortable shoes
  • in singing the blues
  • that once you take your own share of blame, you need less and less to embrace the concept of blame at all
  • in learning to live with a sadness without wallowing in it
  • in grace under pressure
  • in good service
  • in honour
  • that liberty has to be sought and maintained
  • that you should put milk in your tea, and cream in your coffee
  • that passive-aggressive people are their own worst punishment
  • in the innovation of The Beatles and Pink Floyd
  • that doctors should be paid as well as athletes
  • that we should appreciate the spirit of honest giving, even if we don't appreciate the gift
  • in junk shops
  • in occasionally staying up all night "just because"
  • in abstract photography
  • that growing up doesn't mean giving up
  • in colourful decor
  • that each of us is a far better and far worse person than anyone else believes us to be
  • everyone should learn to play at least one musical instrument
  • that hypocrisy is one of the greatest sins we commit
  • in beer served by the Imperial pint
  • in tipping the deserving
  • sharing what you know with others
  • in blank notebooks
  • that innards are not fit for human consumption
  • that heroes are fallible
  • in randomness
  • in assisted suicide, euthanasia, and the right to die with dignity
  • in not treating people like commodities
  • in weekend afternoons with comfortable films
  • in freedom of belief
  • in scrambled eggs (with cheese, and mushrooms, and tomato, and red pepper, and onion)
  • in lemony anything
  • that you should accept what you deserve, even if you don't like it
  • in making lists
  • in appreciation of culture
  • in nobility
  • that truth can be manipulated to serve the ends of liars
  • in colouring books and crayons
  • in speaking up for yourself
  • that you should know how to set a bone, stop bleeding, sew a wound, and get basic poinsonous substances out of the body
  • a good night's (or day's) sleep
  • in climbing to the top of St. Paul's
  • that blood relations don't automatically equate to kinship
  • that we should all learn to be more self-sufficient and less dependant than we are
  • that cursing is an art
  • in bright lighting
  • in cut and paste
  • in the subsidy of higher education
  • in cheese
  • in loud music
  • in ketchup as a condiment
  • that there is value in all knowledge
  • that fanaticism is a form of insanity
  • in making lists
  • in warm spring days
  • that exams are a waste of time when assessing a person's knowledge
  • in shared laughter
  • that you should treat others as you'd like to be treated, unless you're a massochist
  • in the concept that "The foolish and the dead alone, fail to change their opinions."
  • that everyone should be educated beyond substandard levels
  • in being frightful like a Friday night
  • in a decent haircut
  • that more problems can be solved with a simple question than a shrill diatribe
  • in spirituality (without religion)
  • in knowing how to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
  • in patience in medical treatment
  • that life, and love, are mostly grey area, and very little black/white or on/off or hot/cold
  • in colourful bras
  • in toys built for fun
  • in the learning of foreign tongues
  • in fresh breezes on a warm day
  • that all people are bizarre in their own special way
  • in banana ice cream
  • in stop-motion filming
  • in Nick Cave's creepiness
  • that Warren Ellis should shave
  • in fresh ideas
  • in Timothy Dalton's Welsh accent
  • in mushy peas
  • in the CBC
  • in bar bands
  • in rubber duckies
  • in hand-written letters instead of email
  • in collage
  • in postcards
  • in DIY
  • in finding secret places that you keep to yourself, and the ones that you share
  • in the delight of new gadgets
  • in LEGO
  • in Lite-Brite
  • in being tenacious
  • in hobbies that delight you
  • in accepting flaws
  • in lack of noise while kissing and mating
  • that you should know, if not where to find something, at least how to go about finding it (research of any kind is very important)
  • in homemade mayonnaise
  • in surrounding yourself with books
  • in dancing like a mad bastard
  • in pi
  • in old James Bond films
  • in using film instead of video
  • that if life hands you lemons, you should make pie (everything is better with pie)
  • in the alliteration of Poe's "The Raven"
  • in Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken"
  • in going low budget
  • in Word Association Football
  • in giving functional form some fancy flavour
  • in chocolate-covered almonds
  • in peppermint
  • in keeping a very long list of things to be happy about in a notebook that is falling apart at the seams
  • in the perfect pair of blue jeans
  • in tattoos
  • in the art of (non-sexual) seduction
  • in medium-rare steak with nowt to drown it
  • in pudding
  • in being shy
  • in being bold
  • in dreams
  • that embracing all parts of yourself, good and bad, does not make you weak, it makes you whole and stronger
  • in putting the funk in functional
  • in cleanliness
  • that chemical infusion of anything should be eradicated
  • in twinkle-lights all year 'round
  • in not playing weak simply to gain an advantage
  • in flights of fancy
  • that dates should be written year/month/day or day/month/year
  • that there is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so (William Shakespeare, Hamlet)