(1) In the fullness of time Lonita came to realise that she would have a problem with her throatal region,

(2) for she would experience many choking incidents, leading her to believe that it was a bad idea to aspirate and swallow at the same time.

(3) She would choke on nearly every beverage, including the time she choked on, and spit, a mouthful of tea all over someone's living room, which wouldn't have been so bad had it not been a date.

(4) It also came to pass that Lonita's throatal troubles would lead her to experience two brushes with death.

(5) Like the time she nearly choked on some bacon fat,

(6) and last night, when some cheese from the panzerotti got lodged against her uvula,

(7) and lo she was forced both times, to insert her fingers into her mouth and pull the items from her throat by force, saying, "It's really slimey in there."

(8) Then there was the time she bit her boyfriend's penis.

(9) He didst wince in pain, but as she reminded him, "I told you I had a bad gag reflex, now maybe you'll believe me."

(10) And verily I say unto thee, that Lonita has very sharp front teeth.