(1) And so it was that Lonita sat at a patio table at a local restaurant having her dinner.

(2) And it came to pass that Lonita didst hear from inside the bar, the shaking of a martini shaker, and Lonita didst pause for a moment, thinking;

(3) "You know, I've never had a martini. I should order one."

(4) And the waitress didst come and Lonita spoke to her on great matters of martini-making, and the waitress didst speak, saying;

(5) "We have one called the Red Lotus." and the waitress didst also list the ingredients therein,

(6) and by her ways convince Lonita that this was the one for her.

(7) In the fullness of time the waitress didst bring the Red Lotus and set it down before Lonita.

(8) Lonita drank of it, saying, "Damn. This is one of the most delicious things I've ever had."

(9) Lonita, thereupon, swore off the drinking of draught beer unless left no other choice, and embraced the Red Lotus way of living.