(1) Lonita didst love tv even unto some infomercials, which are mostly shit, except for the mini-movie about Dianetics, which makes it all look wayqool,

(2) and Lonita didst laugh muchly at the Flow-bee, for who really wants a suck cut? Verily do I say unto thee that a hairdresser is better,

(3) Lonita didst one day venture unto the Shopping Channel, the day after she got her first credit card, Oh no, and didst buy of their offerings, one Star Trek: The Next Generation communicator looking pin, but it doesn't beep, (4) awww.