(1) And the mother of the girl child did cry out unto the world, "Woe is me, for my child is nameless!"

(2) But the mother of the girl child, in a fit of inspiration, said, "Let her be called Lonita, after my young friend who didst die too early in life."

(3) And so it was that the girl child would be called Lonita, in memory of she who had been cut down by an inattentive driver.